Thursday, January 01, 2009
Bratzy New Year’s Resolutions
1. Treat my sister Barbie with less bitchiness. After all she’s so plain and boring, I should feel sorry for her.
2. Eat more junk food and feel no guilt about it.
3. Make InStyle my bible.
4. Keep up my beauty regime (spare no expense).
5. Do my part to improve the economy by BUYING, SPENDING, CONSUMING!
6. My continued mantra: exercise = sexy.
7. Promote myself unceasingly (you think I’m joking?)
8. Love my readers!
One-one-oh-nine, I like the sound of that…