Kid.02: “I like Bad Guys.”
He’s sort of violent, don’t you think?
“He has a violent gun, and violent boots, and violent arms. And violent hair. Mama, do you like bad guys?”
Yes, I guess sometimes I do.
(In fact, since I’ve been taking steroids-yikes!-with my antibiotics, I feel like I could be turning into a guy… huge veins popping out on my arms, clothes hanging on my body as all baby fat melts away… No more post-pregnancy melon breasts… maybe tomorrow I’ll wake up with a beard…)
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