Friday, January 04, 2008

Baby K Tells You Lucky Kids Seven Things about Her Babyship

1. Favorite food: Chocolate (duh?!?)
2. Baby K likes to talk politics, and this is the year! Only drawback: no Arnie in the race.
3. When looking in the mirror, she often sees a fat baby staring back. Isn’t that scary?
4. Baby likes to eat meat and wear fur. Sorry!
5. She wishes she’d been born a man. A black man.
6. She can only live here in Paradise knowing she’ll be away again.
7. Baby K has a filthy little mouth and selfish little mind, but she’s usually not fucking serious.
(Tagged to list seven things by Ms. Frizzle)

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